| | Brains over brawn, every time, kids.
In light of recent events that have occured at the University Park
Mall, both I and an unnamed party have been banned for one year from
the premises, starting on March 4th, 2006, and ending March 4th, 2007.
Even though I was not the aggressor, I am still banned.
Does this make any sense to you?
Of course not. Its idiotic, wrong, and most of all, lazy.
Yeah, thats right, lazy.
The company that owns the UP Mall area and the Best Buy area, Simon, is lazy. Why?
They obviously do not have the balls, nor the energy and responsibility, to look into a simple, minor, bullshit little feud.
So they just ban everybody involved.
So, say, you're walking through the mall and a gangster shoots you.
BAM BAM BAM!
..You wake up from a coma, induced by the shooting, and some mall cop is waving papers that you gotta sign.
What are the first words outta that fuck's mouth?
"You're banned from the mall!
All because you decided to go to the mall, try to have a good day, and
encounter somebody that is dumb enough to resort to violence, because
they lack the brains to win any civilized argument.
Hot damn, now that ain't right.
(Yeah, I know its not based on a religious event, but fuck you.)
(And no, I didn't get shot. I don't even have any bruises.)
--DOCTOR M
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| | Posted 3/5/2006 7:54 PM - 5 Views - 4 eProps - 3 comments
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