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| Stop? Why would I stop unless I was pissing some one off. "Posting lies". I like that, I might use that when I'm talking about the Bible sometime. I guess we just disagree? I mean, you have a book and I have... logic. That is pretty even, I'd say.
Just kiddin'.
*~!~Sandman~!~*
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| Today, we'll focus on a few contradictions in the Bible. Some new, simple ones.
First we have, in the book of John 3:13 states, "No one has ascended to heaven but He who came down from heaven, that is, the Son of Man who is in heaven." Now, and please, some one correct my if I'm wrong, but am I to assume that no one goes to heaven but who has come down from heaven? That is what it says, after all. Well, that of course directly contradicts something simple like, say 2 Kings 2:11, "... and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven." Now I'm confused. Could some one maybe clear that up with out bullshitting me with Christ love and whatnot? You know the price if you do.
Let's see... another one. Oh, here we go. This one I like. It involves a commandment. Which one? Number Five. Exodus 20:12, "Honor your father and your mother." Now, who better to contradict such a commandment like Mr. Holy himself, Jesus. Let us now look at Luke 14:26. "If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters-- yes, even his own life-- he cannot be my disciple."
Hate all of your family? That goes far past this whole "honor your father and mother" shit, doesn't it? I mean, this is hating your entire LIFE. What, was this like a group for old school emo kids? Either way, that is a clear contradiction.
In other news, we here at EA have decided to try and update on a regular basis. However, this is subject to change at any given date. We will also be accepting topics to write on, as subjects aren't always at hand to write about.
Subjects to come include:
-Weekly contradictions
-Brutality in the Old Testament
-General hypocrisy
-Political views
-Exploring other religions (and tearing them apart accordingly)
-Anything our readers want.
I'm aware of about 10 people who read this, however, with due advertising, I think we can make this a notable blog that many people will enjoy reading.
Comments appreciated if not returned.
Sincerely,
The Sandman
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| No one reads this, I'm sure, but, I will post anyway.
Evangelism (n.)
Zealous preaching and dissemination of the gospel, as through missionary work.
Militant zeal for a cause.
Nowhere does it say that we, as Evangelical Atheists, have to "convert" anyone. This is a forum to simply express our thoughts and points of view.
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| Brains over brawn, every time, kids.
In light of recent events that have occured at the University Park
Mall, both I and an unnamed party have been banned for one year from
the premises, starting on March 4th, 2006, and ending March 4th, 2007.
Even though I was not the aggressor, I am still banned.
Does this make any sense to you?
Of course not. Its idiotic, wrong, and most of all, lazy.
Yeah, thats right, lazy.
The company that owns the UP Mall area and the Best Buy area, Simon, is lazy. Why?
They obviously do not have the balls, nor the energy and responsibility, to look into a simple, minor, bullshit little feud.
So they just ban everybody involved.
So, say, you're walking through the mall and a gangster shoots you.
BAM BAM BAM!
..You wake up from a coma, induced by the shooting, and some mall cop is waving papers that you gotta sign.
What are the first words outta that fuck's mouth?
"You're banned from the mall!
All because you decided to go to the mall, try to have a good day, and
encounter somebody that is dumb enough to resort to violence, because
they lack the brains to win any civilized argument.
Hot damn, now that ain't right.
(Yeah, I know its not based on a religious event, but fuck you.)
(And no, I didn't get shot. I don't even have any bruises.)
--DOCTOR M
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| In addition to my last argument, I've decided that the only truely selfless act is that of an Atheist or person who sees so retribution in dying for another person, trading his own life for that of another's.
Christians can't do the same because they will be sent to Heaven afterward.
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